kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

image

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milkaholics:

me introducing myself

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)


qatu:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

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all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

(via ze-fabulous-giraffe)


museismymuse:

silent-cannibal:

this is somehow really funny to me

about closing the goddamn door

museismymuse:

silent-cannibal:

this is somehow really funny to me

about closing the goddamn door

(via laughloud-singloud-liveloud)


cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(via i-suck-dick)


clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

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loganbizzle:

I connect with this on a spiritual level

(via ze-fabulous-giraffe)


jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(via officialwhitegirls)



The best comedy punches upwards towards the established structure of power, not downwards at oppressed classes

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

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terrible-beauty:

slimydad:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

terrible-beauty:

slimydad:

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

(via ze-fabulous-giraffe)


wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

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