pikaontour:

so punny i could cry

(via outrageous-sextism)


outrageous-sextism:

Why is the old man from Up on Grindr?


221cbakerstreet:

whatsupd0c:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men

(via outrageous-sextism)


outrageous-sextism:

Oh-My-Gosh! Primarily-Nocturnal.


spankmehardbarry:

"do u have a tight hole? ;)"

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(via outrageous-sextism)


pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

(via outrageous-sextism)


heychessikuh:

She’s actually crying because the word “moist” makes her so uncomfortable. 

(via shades-of-ultraviolet)


whovianwithabeard:

If they ever break up, then true love does not exist

(via laughburnscalories)


there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via commissioningasymphony)


markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

(via whoredinarygirl)


waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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(via shades-of-ultraviolet)



(via georgelarae)