Well hello! My name's Matt, I'm 19 and I recently moved to Ireland from California :) Thank god for college in Dublin! I reblog things that make me smile and laugh, so hopefully you like it!
I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE
DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR
DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?
COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB
a lot of people fear things they’ve never seen before
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that